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chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

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michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

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assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

(Source: acciodog, via officialwhitegirls)

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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relahvant:

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bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito

(via itsdeannatho)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via spoken-not-written)

dumpedlikes:


packaging: strawberry juice stored in a strawberry textured packaging

dumpedlikes:

packaging: strawberry juice stored in a strawberry textured packaging

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harlequinnade:

More Suzy, always more Suzy. (x)

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:


My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

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kar-kat-dennings:

kar-kat-dennings:

My sister gave me an unsuspicious birthday card

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Oh ok then

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I see no problems here

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Wait a second

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OH M Y GDO

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//VIOLENTLY CHOKES ON TEA

from the same mind that brought you this

Guys its been a year since this and apparently I should be excited for tomorrow

(via spoken-not-written)

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

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mlssfortune:

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imageno cupcake I’m on a dietimageI SAID NO CUPCAKEimageNOimageoh god yes imageill start my diet tomorrow